Saturday, October 1, 2011

Testimonial Shootout

This is so fun I just had to blog this!

This is for a super power boxers with stuffs that could, among other things, reverse aging (u gals want to wear this too, huh), reduce cholesterol, detoxify, antibiotic, vitaminize air (ok, from a Malay translation. what the hell is this?).

reverse aging. seriously?!!

TESTIMONI 01
Saya Baru Pakai 2 Hari, Tabiat Kencing Kerap Diwaktu Malam Sudah Tiada Lagi !!
( that thingy of yours is still working at daytime too right? just making sure. )

TESTIMONI 02
Sejak saya pakai Vakoou, Isteri saya bagi 10 markah !!
( marks were: [2, 3, 5, 1, 5 (saw beckham poster on the way back home), 4, 3, 2, 3, 3]. out of 10.

TESTIMONI 03
Dengan Vakoou kencing saya jadi lawas, lancar dan puas !!
( lemme guess... you were on very tight sport undies before, weren't you? )

TESTIMONI 04
Saya suka jual Vakoou sebab produk ni laris macam goreng pisang panas !!
( well we know what they used to say about idiots. one born every second. now it's doubled after the y2k bug and star wars episode 1 )

TESTIMONI 05
Pakai Vakoou jadikan saya sentiasa cergas, badan rasa kuat, mantap dan bertenaga !!
Saya tidak lagi rasa letih dan mengantuk di waktu siang !!
( Let me guess... you bought the red one and wore it outside. )
TESTIMONI 06
Baru pakai Vakoou seminggu, masa game, 'cendawan' kembang semacam !!
'Adik Botak' keras menggiler, extra time lagi....
Memang MANTOPP, Jimat Dan Berbaloi - Baloi
( ho yeah. mushroom puffing beats weed everytime. )

mushroooooooooommmm



1 comment:

  1. Hahahaa... Do u bought one ..?!

    Connie

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